How to Change a Man
They say that every man marries his wife, hoping she will never change, and that every woman marries her husband, fully expecting to change him.
As for the man’s expectations, we offer no comment. Regarding the other, Natalie Wood offers this sage observation: “The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.”
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