Physician, Heal Thyself

testicles squirrels eternal youth

Dr. Horace Emmett came up with a revolutionary advancement for modern medicine: eternal youth. He determined that regular injections of ground-up squirrel testicles would produce immortality, reverse old age, and preserve youthfulness forevermore.

He announced his exciting discovery in 1899.

He died later that same year.


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