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Comedian Jack Benny commented on the success of his marriage to co-star Mary Livingstone. He said, “My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”


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One response to “Marital Harmony Through Murderous Musings”

  1. Yes. Murder is quick and over in a second.

    Divorce? A slow, endless, agonizing death that can only diminish when hopefully somebody murders you.

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